Win William Meikle's "Crustaceans"

No, not here... over there.

Scott Nicholson is hosting an article by William Meikle over at his blog. He's also hosting a competition:

William is also giving away a free PDF of Crustaceans to the best horror joke posted in the comments. His choice, winner picked in seven days.

So, think of something funny, go here and post it, and you never know, you might be in Crab-horror-heaven in a week's time.

Here's a blurb and cover picture to wet your appetite:

It begins with a dead whale on a Boston shoreline...not an unusual occurrence. But the things that claw their way out of the blubber are unusual. A cast of giant crabs, evolved over centuries, make their way to the city using the sewer system. Soon they are swarming around Manhattan, hunted by a SWAT team tasked with ridding the city of the menace... before the menace rids itself of the city.